partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

vriskezi:

emissary-of-wind:

vriskezi:

the only word in the entire french language is baguette

Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !

*baguette

(Source: entura)

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(Source: basedgosh)

trentofsky:

I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

(Source: anderlynn)