dusknoirs:

my life is an endless black hole of unfinished video games 

(Source: cakesprite)

derpastrology:

randomzodiac:

Libra: Sleeping
Capricorn: Reading
Gemini: Texting
Virgo: Trying out all their clothes
Sagittarius: Internet
Taurus: Hanging around in their garden
Aquarius: Drawing
Pisces: Singing
Aries: Calling one of their friends
Leo: Writing
Scorpio: Watching people walk by your window
Cancer: Watching a movie

Aren’t we all Sagittarius?

foxnewsofficial:

tumblr meetup at my house bring food and then leave

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal

(Source: patbby)

hurpaderp:

my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her

(Source: purgeparty)

glimmering:

moment of silence for the women who are competing in the olympics while on their period

(Source: everthorned)

pokem0an:

What if the person you’re going to marry is following you.

LIKE WHAT IF THEY’RE READING THIS RIGHT NOW,

AND ARE LIKE

NOPE NOT GONNA BE ME. 

it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all

(Source: leftnipple)

Finland airport
The chocolates are tempting but I’m keeping my euros C: